annual golf tournament

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sa80headshot, Mar 28, 2011.

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  1. theres a golf tournament soon in my area,anyone know any good golfing techniques?
  2. Try putting the double cheeseburger down, you fucking whale
  3. Yeah use your head as the fucking ball, might knock sense into you
  4. He's here too? Really?
  5. Well, someone that huge needs a lot of room!
  6. you guys dont anything about golf nor should you ever play it
  7. Bastard I need a new TV now
  8. SAheadfuck, you are a funny cunt. You have had me in tears for the last hour.
  9. You been having lessons then?


    Nice orange shirt that is .....
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  10. Bloomin eck, looks like they stretched Steve Irwin
  11. im the one in the hat actually
  12. Not even good enough to play, you have to carry someone elses clubs, hahahahahaha
  13. It's all become clear now. SA80snatchshot/arron's mum:

  14. your mom carries my club
  15. Right, I'm just going to leave the tea on the table... my carpet is soggy.