My apologies, I do wish do be employed in the same manner as you to a certain extent. However I derive no pleasure from pissing people off all day so your particular branch is not attractive. Keep up the good "work".
It's a right laugh. Shame you boys get so uptight. I'm not allowed to say what I think because I'm not in the regs yet. Granted I would never dream of actually going up to you, sir! and speaking my mind, I thought arrse was a much more open environment.
Please excuse me for thinking you lads were grown up enough to take a bit of banter.