Annual Arrse Awards

#1
Its that time of year when all the celebrities and half celebrities don their posh and often outrageous gear to attend all manner of award ceremonies. I think its about time that we had the Arrse awards ceremony. We could have various different catagories

Best Comedy writer
Most annoying Bint
etc

I would like to nominate RTFQ for best comedy writer and outstanding lifetime achievment award for the mini-RTFQ sagas

We could get that Natasha Koblinski bird from the BBC to present the award and laugh as mini-RTFQ tries to make an acceptance speech.
 
#4
I fail to believe that in the days since 10 Jan 05 anyone at all can seriously think of running a competition entiled Arrse's Most annoying Bint.



I mean. Rlly, r u srius?
 
#6
Presumably the Londons' spats are all over now that they're all retiring due to the 'illegal nature of the occupation of a sovereign country' and embarking on TV and print media careers?
 
#7
Spats?

That would be the Jocks in their skirt things.

All nice and white
 
#8
we could dedicate an award to the Mods, keep em sweet. Any suggestions!
 
#9
how about an award for the grumpiest mod?

Manc cop, canteen cowboy? :twisted: :twisted:

RTFQ gets my vote for storyteller of the year
 
#12
Awards and who should present them:

Jade Goody - Most annoying bint
Simon Weston - Most desperate lonely heart
Michael Jackson - Best New Junior Poster
Andy McNab - Best Sh1t related thread
Lynndie England - Best Op Telic Thread
Claire Short - Best Political Thread
Gerry Adams - Lifetime achievement award (Stumpy)
Boris Johnson - Most Un PC thread
Kate Beckinsale - Sexiest Member (RTFQ)
Jordan - Biggest TiT
Blunkett/TCH - Best made up story
 
#13
And, of course, a lifetime achievement award for anyone mentioning 'TCH' on Question Time.

Do we have any spooks in the QT production team? - knowing the date/location of any recording featuring Defence Sec'y/Minister would be of great value.

This award could be presented by the late, great Dr David Kelly.
 
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#14
RTFQ said:
Awards and who should present them:

Jade Goody - Most annoying bint
Simon Weston - Most desperate lonely heart
Michael Jackson - Best New Junior Poster
Andy McNab - Best Sh1t related thread
Lynndie England - Best Op Telic Thread
Claire Short - Best Political Thread
Gerry Adams - Lifetime achievement award (Stumpy)
Boris Johnson - Most Un PC thread
Kate Beckinsale - Sexiest Member (RTFQ)
Jordan - Biggest TiT
Blunkett/TCH - Best made up story
Ian Huntley - Funniest joke
Ann Widdecombe - the special 'Miss Arrse' award for the best looking female member
Rolf Harris - the thread that is most like watching paint dry
 
#15
I Think everyone believes i'm a Squaddie award - ????
I'm really a Journo award - ?????
we know your a civvy posing as a squaddie award?????
 
#19
chickenpunk said:
Ann Widdecombe - the special 'Miss Arrse' award for the best looking female member
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#20
chickenpunk said:
RTFQ said:
Awards and who should present them:

Jade Goody - Most annoying bint
Simon Weston - Most desperate lonely heart
Michael Jackson - Best New Junior Poster
Andy McNab - Best Sh1t related thread
Lynndie England - Best Op Telic Thread
Claire Short - Best Political Thread
Gerry Adams - Lifetime achievement award (Stumpy)
Boris Johnson - Most Un PC thread
Kate Beckinsale - Sexiest Member (RTFQ)
Jordan - Biggest TiT
Blunkett/TCH - Best made up story
Blind Pugh - Most honest politician with bags of integrity in 2004.
Blind Pugh - Best shag that Kimberley had in 2004.
Blind Pugh - Best shag she had in 2003.
Blind Pugh - Bloke with least shags since xmas 2004.
Blind Pugh - Best snivvle on tele in 2004.
Anne Widdecombe - chick most likely to get it from Blind Pugh in 2005.
Blind Pugh - Bloke with the fullest jerrycans in the world.
Prescott - Politician most likely to twa* someone in 2005.
 

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