Annoying little things to do to a colleagues computer...

#1
My colleague, who today has decided to attempt to be my boss, has stupidly left his computer unlocked.

So far I have: -

1) Taken a screenshot of his desktop, saved it as a jpeg and set the jpeg as his desktop background, then deleted all his icons

2) Replaced his name and lots of commonly used words in the Autocorrect options of Word with their Welsh equivalents

3) Changed his not on the internal phonebook from
Please note that i am not involved in the maintenance of xxxxx
to
Please note that i am not involved in the maintenance of xxxxx, but I am involved in Morris Dancing. I have the bells and everything. You should see me on a Saturday lunchtime in xxxxx, I really do look quite the fool.
Any further suggestions would be appreciated, as Mondays are boring, I'm a bit of a fatherless, I've been left unsupervised, and it's fun to be childish.
 
#2
In Word (other word processing packages are available) change the default text colour to white.

Change the location of their My Documents folder to an empty folder
 
#3
Press CTRL, ALT and DOWN ARROW together, this will turn his screen upside down.

CTRL, ALT, UP ARROW to turn it back!

Eddited for mong spelling
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#4
In the Autocorrect options, replace important words like his boss' name, "sir", "madam", "regards", etc with something vulgar.

The next email to the boss would read something like:

Dear Cunty McCocksmoker,

Please can I have a payrise?

Kind bukkake,

Jeff.
 
#6
go to the mouse settings and reverse all movements on the properties page
 
#7
Go to keyboard properties and change keyboard layout to language of your choice.
 
#8
Porn????
Animal porn. Nowt to dodgy just serious enough that he'll still see the humouress side.
Jon a gay dating site if you have his email address and just laugh as he gets gay messages apparently.
 
#10
cursedveggie said:
Press CTRL, ALT and DOWN ARROW together, this will turn his screen upside down.

CTRL, ALT, UP ARROW to turn it back!

Eddited for mong spelling
Not working for me... any particular screen I should have selected? Tried it with the desktop active and nothing.
 
#11
SPUNK ON HIS MOUSE AND KEYBOARD!!!!!! sorry i couldnt control my caps lock urges
 
#12
cursedveggie said:
Press CTRL, ALT and DOWN ARROW together, this will turn his screen upside down.

CTRL, ALT, UP ARROW to turn it back!

Eddited for mong spelling
Legend. That's going to keep me entertained for days.
 
#13
Might wanna check yopur contract of employment before you get sacked on the spot, mate - although I do admire the sentiment.
 
#14
I'd forgotten about the classic ctrl, alt, down. I think it depends on your graphcs card, but it's worked here. He's due back in the office at 1130hrs. I've got disco-leg in both legs, I'm that excited!
 
#15
Bravo_Bravo said:
Might wanna check your contract of employment before you get sacked on the spot, mate - although I do admire the sentiment.
About a year ago I went out and left my computer unlocked. When I got in I found I'd emailed the team manager and asked if it was a good time to declare my undying love for her. I promised revenge. I've kept it non-offensive, although I may have to step in and admit it when he calls ICT support! The screen's the right way up again, but now the bloody thing's gone onto screen saver - and it's password protected. What's done is done I guess :twisted:
 
#16
R.D.D. said:
cursedveggie said:
Press CTRL, ALT and DOWN ARROW together, this will turn his screen upside down.

CTRL, ALT, UP ARROW to turn it back!

Eddited for mong spelling
Legend. That's going to keep me entertained for days.
Wow, in all my years of daily PC use, I never knew you could do this. Awesome.

Here's another one I have found; turn num lock off and press ctrl alt and 5 (num pad) at the same time: this turns the window inside out!
 
#17
raymond_luxury_yacht said:
My colleague, who today has decided to attempt to be my boss, has stupidly left his computer unlocked.

So far I have: -

1) Taken a screenshot of his desktop, saved it as a jpeg and set the jpeg as his desktop background, then deleted all his icons

2) Replaced his name and lots of commonly used words in the Autocorrect options of Word with their Welsh equivalents

3) Changed his not on the internal phonebook from
Please note that i am not involved in the maintenance of xxxxx
to
Please note that i am not involved in the maintenance of xxxxx, but I am involved in Morris Dancing. I have the bells and everything. You should see me on a Saturday lunchtime in xxxxx, I really do look quite the fool.
Any further suggestions would be appreciated, as Mondays are boring, I'm a bit of a fatherless, I've been left unsupervised, and it's fun to be childish.
How do I do that?
 
#18
BrunoNoMedals said:
cursedveggie said:
Press CTRL, ALT and DOWN ARROW together, this will turn his screen upside down.

CTRL, ALT, UP ARROW to turn it back!

Eddited for mong spelling
Not working for me... any particular screen I should have selected? Tried it with the desktop active and nothing.
It doesn't work on DII if that's what you're using, nor can you switch the keyboard and mouse leads over (always an amusing one).

Bloody IT fun police! :evil:
 
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