Sorry if this has been done before but I have had enough and need to vent my spleen a bit. If I see or hear that annoying slapper Nadine Bagshit telling me about those frickin' pentapeptides being the biggest secret since Fred West laid a new patio I'm going to track her down and see how good they work after I take a shovel to her face. There. That's better. Oh, and then Barry Scott from the Cilitt adverts next. BANG! and he's gone. Rant over....... for now.