Announcement of Engagement

#1
Hello one and all! The Crow is back!

Yes, I am pissed up cos I got engaged at New Year's Eve. BUT I am NOT driving anywhere . . .

So, congrats to me and Stephanie, but I am now waiting for the shit to come - throw my friends, throw as hard as you fucking like! NONE will stick cos Dick and Fanny was MADE for each other!!

By the way, those names wasn't a joke - Richard and Stephanie shrink to Dick and Fanny. How FUCKING COOL is that! I'm going to put it right across my windscreen and argue with the bastard JPs in court!

Ha!

Seriously, be happy for me. This time ten years ago I gave it 8 big ones to top myself. Now I am engaged to the future.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SQUADDY BASTARDS AND FUCK THE LOT OF YOU

YEEEEEEHAAAAAW . . . . . . . :twisted:
 
#2
LurganCrow said:
H This time ten years ago I gave it 8 big ones to top myself.
You failed then?

Does your new fiancee know you are an underacheiver?
 
#3
Remarkably good spellng ad punctuation considering your apparent state. Better than me when i'm sober.

Congratulations to you both. :D
 
#4
hotshot85 said:
Remarkably good spellng ad punctuation considering your apparent state. Better than me when i'm sober.

Congratulations to you both. :D
Thanx. Not too pissed up, just well merry - doesn't stop the braincells too much. Got responsibilities now.

AAC - was with 656 throughourt CORPORAtE. Fuck. So much for spelilng. Oh bollocks

Happy 2008
 
#5
minister_doh_nut said:
LurganCrow said:
H This time ten years ago I gave it 8 big ones to top myself.
You failed then?

Does your new fiancee know you are an underacheiver?
Oh she knows it but luckily shes not too into sexual satisfaction :p

fuck offf and leave me to my beer.
 
#6
LurganCrow said:
Hello one and all! The Crow is back!

Yes, I am pissed up cos I got engaged at New Year's Eve. BUT I am NOT driving anywhere . . .

So, congrats to me and Stephanie, but I am now waiting for the shit to come - throw my friends, throw as hard as you fucking like! NONE will stick cos Dick and Fanny was MADE for each other!!

By the way, those names wasn't a joke - Richard and Stephanie shrink to Dick and Fanny. How FUCKING COOL is that! I'm going to put it right across my windscreen and argue with the fatherless JPs in court!

Ha!

Seriously, be happy for me. This time ten years ago I gave it 8 big ones to top myself. Now I am engaged to the future.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SQUADDY BASTARDS AND FUCK THE LOT OF YOU

YEEEEEEHAAAAAW . . . . . . . :twisted:
Any pics?
 
#7
Engaged on New Years Eve and still pi$$ed? I've heard of drinking to forget but this is OTT. You're in for a shock when you sober up.

Anyway, congrats and all that.

Makes a change to have some good news in the Bar.
 
#8
Legallybald said:
Any pics?
Yeah. But I dont know how to post them into a message . . . cant make heads or tails of the shite help page cos it keeps telling me I am not who I am and then to fuck off

I tried to add it as an attachment but lord knows where its gone . . .

http://arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/uploads/forums/happy_new_year_2008.jpg

Happy New Year guys n gals. Im off to the pit.

Later comment is - SHIT! IT WORKED!! THERE YOU GO THEN. Thats me n the crazy Stephanie on the piss a short while ago.
 

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#9
LurganCrow said:
Legallybald said:
Any pics?
Yeah. But I dont know how to post them into a message . . . cant make heads or tails of the shite help page cos it keeps telling me I am not who I am and then to fuck off

I tried to add it as an attachment but lord knows where its gone . . .

http://arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/uploads/forums/happy_new_year_2008.jpg

Happy New Year guys n gals. Im off to the pit.

Later comment is - SHIT! IT WORKED!! THERE YOU GO THEN. Thats me n the crazy Stephanie on the piss a short while ago.
THE Pit? or your pit?

Well done you crazy kids xxxxx
 
#13
Can I be your best man??? Only because I like shagging bridesmaids (I'd shag a barbers floor if it had hair on it, so aslong as her names not Dave) in plush hotels, then wiping my knob on the curtain afterwards.....

If not how about free beer all night in the evening do, for me and fellow arrsers - so we can all make your wedding night to rememeber!!!

We wont hide in your cupboard on the special night, honest - the balcony will do !!!!

Many congratulations to lucky lady - she has won lifes lottery attached to a jo squad.....
 
#14
I don't know you but you both look so happy in the pic I have to add my "Best wishes to you both"

All the best!!
 
#17
LurganCrow said:
Legallybald said:
Any pics?
Yeah. But I dont know how to post them into a message . . . cant make heads or tails of the shite help page cos it keeps telling me I am not who I am and then to fuck off

I tried to add it as an attachment but lord knows where its gone . . .

http://arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/uploads/forums/happy_new_year_2008.jpg

Happy New Year guys n gals. Im off to the pit.

Later comment is - SHIT! IT WORKED!! THERE YOU GO THEN. Thats me n the crazy Stephanie on the piss a short while ago.
I cant see any difference talk about lookalike ... is he your twin or is it really you?????????????



 
#18
Look mate I'm no lifestyle coach. But if you tried to comit suicide and failed and spent your engagement night blithering away on the internet I suggest that you are a bit of a di'ck head!
 
#19
cernunnos said:
Look mate I'm no lifestyle coach. But if you tried to comit suicide and failed and spent your engagement night blithering away on the internet I suggest that you are a bit of a di'ck head!
I can accept that, if you can accept that far from being a lifestyle coach you are a bit of a cunt. Speaking of which, when you get to my ripe old age, you can't stay on it all night anymore - and the woman has got to rest. Ergo, speaking to old colleagues and them that 'understand' hen I can't kip because of bad dreams and so on. So, fuck you, cern' - but also thank you for your frankness, which is honestly given and much appreciated.
 
#20
bitterandtwisted said:
I cant see any difference talk about lookalike ... is he your twin or is it really you?????????????



Christ! He looks just like me! Good comic, too. Ha!
 

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