Hello one and all! The Crow is back! Yes, I am pissed up cos I got engaged at New Year's Eve. BUT I am NOT driving anywhere . . . So, congrats to me and Stephanie, but I am now waiting for the shit to come - throw my friends, throw as hard as you fucking like! NONE will stick cos Dick and Fanny was MADE for each other!! By the way, those names wasn't a joke - Richard and Stephanie shrink to Dick and Fanny. How FUCKING COOL is that! I'm going to put it right across my windscreen and argue with the bastard JPs in court! Ha! Seriously, be happy for me. This time ten years ago I gave it 8 big ones to top myself. Now I am engaged to the future. HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SQUADDY BASTARDS AND FUCK THE LOT OF YOU YEEEEEEHAAAAAW . . . . . . .