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Anniversary of Science Run Amok!

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  1. Rocketeer

    Rocketeer LE

    July 25th marks the 30th anniversary of the birth of the world's 1st "test tube baby" - Louise Joy Brown..

    Just saw a phottie of her and she makes the size 16 Miss England contestant look anorexic!!

    Jayzuzz!! when they were 'sperimenting with her genes and loading her into the turkey baster, they might have considered doing some splicing and tarting up in anticipation of flogging the ' new and improved' version of wimmen...Hell, even the best Hollywood Cutter and Paster would have a hard time tarting that up..

    C'mon, look what they've managed to do with Cher FFS..... as a spokesperson for the ' miracle of modern science' no one is going to burst into the song " Mrs. Brown you got a luvly daughter "

    still, 4 million babies worldwide been done by 'the process' [ not including the do-it-yourselfers ] in the last 30 years - gets to be a bit ' ho-hum'.[ unless MDN is involved ]
     
    Rocketeer, Jul 18, 2008
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  2. arby

    arby LE

    Christ, you're right, fat munter. She's the third on the left by the way.clicky McClicky
     
    arby, Jul 18, 2008
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  3. smudge67

    smudge67

    You mean the one in the middle? ;)
     
    smudge67, Jul 18, 2008
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  4. arby

    arby LE

    pendant.
     
    arby, Jul 18, 2008
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  5. REgards

    REgards LE

    Shouldn't that be pedant Arby?

    Or did you mean he's a necklace decoration? :D
     
    REgards, Jul 18, 2008
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  6. smudge67

    smudge67

    I think he meant pedant :)
     
    smudge67, Jul 18, 2008
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  7. arby

    arby LE

    fcuk you all, you humourless bastards.
     
    arby, Jul 18, 2008
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  8. bovvy

    bovvy LE

    bovvy, Jul 18, 2008
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  9. bovvy

    bovvy LE

    bovvy, Jul 18, 2008
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  10. smartascarrots

    smartascarrots LE

    So it's true, there are some things man was not meant to know...
     
    smartascarrots, Jul 18, 2008
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  11. Kakashi

    Kakashi Old-Salt

    Wow that bitch is ugly as fook. Surely it cant be too hard to add some decent-looking genes to the tube.


    Surely
     
    Kakashi, Jul 19, 2008
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  12. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    I think he meant Pedantry.
     
    vvaannmmaann, Jul 19, 2008
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  13. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    This was mentioned in a letter to the ediotr in viz a couple of years ago. If anything the extra time have just increased its relevence. What a fookin' ugly munter...
     
    Trans-sane, Jul 19, 2008
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  14. spoiltb

    spoiltb Old-Salt

    World's first Test-Tube Mutant more like.
    No wonder people are concerned about the effects of genetic engineering experiments that is just horrible.
     
    spoiltb, Jul 20, 2008
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  16. Rocketeer

    Rocketeer LE

    I suppose you have to cut the boffins some slack as she was their first result from the mixing bowl..

    still, 30 years on and 4 million later, every pour should look like Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science, you'd think...otherwise what's the point? Get it done right with a pipette in a petri dish and there'd be no need for thousands spent later on for the docs to carve and stuff with plastic...

    " we can rebuild her, we have the technology!"
     
    Rocketeer, Jul 20, 2008
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