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Anniversary gifts

A rich man and a poor man both get gifts for their wives on their anniversaries.

-The rich couple-

The rich man gets his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring.
The wife asks, "Oh, honey. You didn't have to..."

The man says, "Well I got the Mercedes so that if you don't like the ring you can take it back."

-The poor couple-

The poor man gets his wife a new pair of shoes and a dildo.
The wife asks, "Why'd you get me these?"

The man says, "Because if you don't like the shoes, you can go fuck yourself."

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