A rich man and a poor man both get gifts for their wives on their anniversaries. -The rich couple- The rich man gets his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. The wife asks, "Oh, honey. You didn't have to..." The man says, "Well I got the Mercedes so that if you don't like the ring you can take it back." -The poor couple- The poor man gets his wife a new pair of shoes and a dildo. The wife asks, "Why'd you get me these?" The man says, "Because if you don't like the shoes, you can go fuck yourself."