Anniversary gifts

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by fusil89, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A rich man and a poor man both get gifts for their wives on their anniversaries.

    -The rich couple-

    The rich man gets his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring.
    The wife asks, "Oh, honey. You didn't have to..."

    The man says, "Well I got the Mercedes so that if you don't like the ring you can take it back."

    -The poor couple-

    The poor man gets his wife a new pair of shoes and a dildo.
    The wife asks, "Why'd you get me these?"

    The man says, "Because if you don't like the shoes, you can go fuck yourself."
  2. you got that joke from the Sopranos! :roll:
    still good though.