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Anna Nicole Smith rolls a seven

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I only just found out that even after her best (succesful!) efforts to ensure that her belated billionaire husband didn't dodge his coffin for too long, after much legal wrangling with the family through various Courts she finally walked away with the square root of fcuk all!

Eeeeehh, all them wrinkly todger blow jobs for fcuk all. No wonder she topped herself - presumption before fact!

Saying that, I hope I get a toy like that to play with when I'm 89....if I make 89!
 
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SlimeyToad said:
I only just found out that even after her best (succesful!) efforts to ensure that her belated billionaire husband didn't dodge his coffin for too long, after much legal wrangling with the family through various Courts she finally walked away with the square root of fcuk all!

Eeeeehh, all them wrinkly todger blow jobs for fcuk all. No wonder she topped herself - presumption before fact!

Saying that, I hope I get a toy like that to play with when I'm 89....if I make 89!
Absolutely. I figure that if I go to my grave owing people money, then I've come out of the game ahead.

No she didn't. She went before the bench of the Supreme Court of the United States, who found in her favour. How odd that she was able to persuade another 7 coffin-dodging blokes (and 2 wimmin) to give her vast sums of cash (about $400million, IIRC). She was more adept at getting money out of people than Chopper Read with a shotgun and a GS shovel.
 

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