Anna Nicole Smith dead

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Devil_Dog, Feb 8, 2007.

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  1. If anybody cares....

    Now the question is, did she jump or was she pushed....
  2. Oh well, never mind. It's not as if she was on the brink of curing cancer. I wonder, what shall I have for lunch?
  3. The human races average IQ has just doubled.
  4. I would if she was still warm.
  5. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    So no remake of Naked Gun then?
  6. What a tragic loss to society.

    Oh hang on...
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Was that HER tv show?

    I thought it was another MTV type clone:

    "Pimp my grave-robbing whore"
  9. Still, at least now she's reunited for all eternity with that 95yr old she screwed out of half a billion dollars.

    Her slurred catchphrase "Do you like my body?" has taken on a whole new meaning as mark1234 and his friends start to form an orderly queue at the morgue, baby oil in hand.
  10. So a reality show guest leaves the reality show?
    As we all will, as we all will.
  11. Hopefully you being next fucknuts.
  12. You'd think with lungs like hers she'd be able to keep breathing...
  13. Oh come on chaps, she had a tragic life and didn't really harm anyone herself. OK, no brain surgeon but then given the choice of cracking one off over Professor Hienz Wolf or


    I know which I'd choose!

    (For those wondering the answer is - not the good Professor!)
  14. And the son who ODed at the age of 20? What chance did have growing up in that 3-ring circus?

    I dare say her baby daughter has a better chance if she would be raised by a pack of wolves.
  15. You woudn't say that if you'd ever had the pleasure of watching the Wolfmeister doing lunges and burpees in his leopard print thong.