Give him a chance... he's only been out for a few hours. I fully expect him to shave off his beard, denounce his muslim faith and convert to Roman Catholicism as a result of his internment. That will teach the prison screws for segregating him from potential Islamic converts and keeping him in amongst the kiddie-fiddlers instead.... He'll be taking confession at a Cafflick primary school near you very soon...
Perhaps he will make a rush for the Ecuadorian Embassy after Assange is evicted to be taken to Fort Leavensworth by CIA 'Rendition Arilines', perhaps the Septics could find a nice quite cell for him as well.
They certainly don't float. Can you arrange for that lot to be chained to his ankle?
Last.time I came across them types they managed to land one of the whooshy pointy things about 100m in front of my basha in the FI . If they had managed another 25m, they could have claimed a Scout as a kill. Useless prats.