Animal questions

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Dwarf, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. Q: What has four legs and an arm?
    A: A happy pit bull.

    Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
    A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.