I recently found out that the son of an acquaintance was seen from a train rogering a pig, he was reported and went down for a period of reflection. This has got me wondering, what is the perfect animal for lurv? Surely a pig is a bit low although getting on your knees may solve that problem. Dogs, well I guess it depends on the breed, I mean a Chiwowa must be just about impossible and a poodle is hardly good for the image is it? Cats, nah, don't think so, claws are too sharp. So what is your perfect animal for a bit of man lurv? Answers quick before we get holed!