animal abuse limerick

#1
A taste both obscene & unsavoury,
Held a curate from ******* in slavery,
With bestial howls
He de-flowered young owls
In a crypt fitted out as an aviary.
 
#5
growler said:
A taste both obscene & unsavoury,
Held a curate from ******* in slavery,
With bestial howls
He de-flowered young owls
In a crypt fitted out as an aviary.
Outstanding job, Growls.

Same bloke baptised me. 'Luton' is clearly the missing parish.
 
#7
growler said:
A taste both obscene & unsavoury,
Held a curate from ******* in slavery,
With bestial howls
He de-flowered young owls
In a crypt fitted out as an aviary.
In his sermon last Sunday the words
"My penchant for pestering birds"
To his passion eluded
Confirmed when concluded:
"But the owls lay unspeakable turds!"

Shocking, sorry, but I got the different vowels in for Rajaz.
 
#11
growler said:
Sorry to be pedantic but shouldn't that be "alluded"?
Thank God for that old pedant Growler
Who conveniently spotted my howler
My crap 5-line ditty
Was spoiled, more's the pity
By impatience to tell of the fouler


or 'fowler'...your choice.
 

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