Now, I'm normally quite a placid bloke but at certain times the old switch goes and I want to hurt people. Christ, I even work for a charity so that can't be good at times!
Take today for instance, coming out of a car park in Aldershot and some biff is just sat in the middle of the exit lane, gave him a while but he's just sat there on the phone so I beeped him, as I drove past he started giving it the old tosser gesture to me....I stopped the car put it into reverse and realised what I was about to do, all I wanted to do was slam into him and break his legs!
Now this obviously isn't right! If I get into any more bother I'm going to HMP Trousers Down and be Buttfucked.
Anyone else feel like this with the general scrotes around the place?
Am I just daft in the head? (more than likely)
What can I do to calm these urges down?
I pass it on to your collective wisdom!
Take today for instance, coming out of a car park in Aldershot and some biff is just sat in the middle of the exit lane, gave him a while but he's just sat there on the phone so I beeped him, as I drove past he started giving it the old tosser gesture to me....I stopped the car put it into reverse and realised what I was about to do, all I wanted to do was slam into him and break his legs!
Now this obviously isn't right! If I get into any more bother I'm going to HMP Trousers Down and be Buttfucked.
Anyone else feel like this with the general scrotes around the place?
Am I just daft in the head? (more than likely)
What can I do to calm these urges down?
I pass it on to your collective wisdom!