Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek

They are funny people, one of my best mates at school was a dwarf, he was a top lad and a good laugh, they dont need fucking sympathy they know they are small, many make a pretty good living at it, I once heard of a dwarf who used to get handcuffed to the stag for 24 hours on stag do's, used to paint himself blue like a smurf and match the stag drink for drink, he did say it got a bit awkward in the loo and at bed time or if the stag passed out.
 
You've not been keeping up, have you?

Daleks can now hover up and down stairs.

Mrs Cooper's not a Dalek then. She never hoovers the effin stairs,
 
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