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Angry chaps struggling in civvy street.

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StBob072

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StBob072

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Nope. At the last count there was a lilac tree, holly, ivy, taxus baccata, euphorbia griffithii, a lovely orange coloured rose, self-seeding snapdragons, some unidentified shit, some untidy grass and a few opium poppies plopped out by passing birds.
 

StBob072

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Probably a stray dog or a critic


More likely a shamesless c*t. They don't even bother covering it up when the take a dump in a neighbour's garden these days.
 

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I had celery in my salad this evening... I've always thought it was food of the devil but I quite enjoyed it... maybe it was the salad drsssing...

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celery? Salad? WTF is happening to this site?
 
In the seventies there was a cocktail sausage too.
Only one mind.

Not in the seventies. In the seventies you could have as many as you wanted. And free for bean stealers as well.
 
"Don't get in a pissing match with me Mi'laddo - you'll lose."


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........etc.......ha ha ha ha ha ....ad nauseum......

You sad ****.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Bogie_Bear
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Thursday at 16:57
OOoooooooohhhhh..... you're hard.

Thanks for your service, I imagine civvy life is hard for you .

COCK.

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Friday at 07:19
Bogie_Bear said:
OOoooooooohhhhh..... you're hard.

Thanks for your service, I imagine civvy life is hard for you .

COCK.
Not as hard as it obviously is for you.

I tend not to add vodka to my cornflakes.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Friday at 09:22
Badger_Heed said:
Not as hard as it obviously is for you.

I tend not to add vodka to my cornflakes.
Too busy for breakfast mi'laddo. Though never too busy to hear your epic war stories - tell us again how you held back the Russians and saved our way of life........

From now on, you are Abe Simpson.

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Friday at 12:10
Hic.........hic.........

From now on you are The Broon Bottle.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Friday at 14:18
Cheers for that Aldridge Prior. Tell me again about holding back the Russian 3rd Shock Army ..................

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Friday at 14:47
Bogie_Bear said:
Cheers for that Aldridge Prior. Tell me again about holding back the Russian 3rd Shock Army ..................
I've never held back the Russians.

You're a drinker, therefore weak & insignificant.

"Smirnoff...........Grey Goose........mmmmmmmm.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Friday at 15:12
Cheers for that Aldridge. Keep them coming. You sound pissed.

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Saturday at 05:49
Still awaiting your witty riposte Mi'laddo. We generally find that those who bang on about how much others drink and that they'd never be like are generally the biggest pissheads. I'd look for help if I was you buddy, I see all the signs in you.

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Saturday at 21:49
No doubt there's a deficit on Alka Seltzer in your neck of the woods.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Yesterday at 09:03
That doesn't even make any sense. You're tired and emotional. Get some help Aldridge.

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Yesterday at 10:01
Paracetamol is obviously required in your location. Constant hangovers must be such a drag.

"Two in the goo, one in the poo".


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Yesterday at 11:05
I doubt you’d know Alridge as you clearly haven’t been sober for very long time. Try it sometime. Look down at your feet and when you see 2 of them, try to keep it that way. Feet btw, below the paunch so you might need a mirror.

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I'm waiting for my fondue to set and have been for several months. Do you have any idea when it will firm up?

Have you asked Brotherton Lad, I gather his expertise is hosting cake and arse parties but maybe he does a sideline in fondue sets?
 
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