Dear all, I am so sad to be leaving a company that I have served long and hard for, for over 20 years. In fact I would like to go out on a high and so . A woman gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. She notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field, while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "You ok sweetheart?" she says. "Yes Miss" he replies. "'You can go and play with the other kids if you want" she says. "It's best I stay here Miss." he says. "Why?" she asks. The boy replies: "Because I'm the f***ing goal keeper"