Andrea bocelli arrested!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dpmrobbo, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Classical singer Andrea Bocelli was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in Asda's. Bocelli attempted to leave without paying for a cheese grater.
    When police asked as to why a cheese grater? he stated that after picking it up he just knew it would be a great read.
  2. 7 post = 7 jokes.
    Does your social worker know you on an adult site?
    Suggest you go back to window licking on the sunshine coach!
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  3. Where's the 'IGNORE' button?
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  4. that was an old joke before stevie wonder was alive
  5. Struggling with quotes too, by the looks of things...
  6. What a marvellous thread.
  7. Gosh. You learn something new everyday. I didn't know he was blind.

    Oh BTW the cheese grater gag is supposed to relate to 'blind' horror stories. Your joke was v. poor.
  8. Yep. Got this great bug where the quote/ like pops up randomly too. Small buttons, big fingers, think my phone was built by west lands...

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