Andrea bocelli arrested!

#1
Classical singer Andrea Bocelli was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in Asda's. Bocelli attempted to leave without paying for a cheese grater.
When police asked as to why a cheese grater? he stated that after picking it up he just knew it would be a great read.
 
#2
7 post = 7 jokes.
Does your social worker know you on an adult site?
Suggest you go back to window licking on the sunshine coach!
 
#4
Classical singer Andrea Bocelli was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in Asda's. Bocelli attempted to leave without paying for a cheese grater.
When police asked as to why a cheese grater? he stated that after picking it up he just knew it would be a great read.
Where's the 'IGNORE' button?
 
#8
Gosh. You learn something new everyday. I didn't know he was blind.

Oh BTW the cheese grater gag is supposed to relate to 'blind' horror stories. Your joke was v. poor.
 
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