This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
There was another one somewhere showing how the best way to start your chickens laying if they're off is to slip a finger up 'em. IIRC the chicken started flapping violently as the finger entered but then calmed right down as it went in up to the knuckle. Who says you only get an 'oooh' with Typhoo?