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#4
Another African child thread, I'm outraged that mine got holed. Could of been legendary you know, one of the best.

So who said that the boy could inflate my wifes uterus?
 
#6
There was another one somewhere showing how the best way to start your chickens laying if they're off is to slip a finger up 'em. IIRC the chicken started flapping violently as the finger entered but then calmed right down as it went in up to the knuckle. Who says you only get an 'oooh' with Typhoo?
 
#12
intergeri said:
okayi hold my hands up and i admit it, that's what we do to the kids who p1ss me off! There good as gold after that :twisted:
what, you orally pleasure them???

that is just wrong boyo, why not just give em a clip round the ear
 
#17
ExRLCBod said:
intergeri said:
okayi hold my hands up and i admit it, that's what we do to the kids who p1ss me off! There good as gold after that :twisted:
what, you orally pleasure them???

that is just wrong boyo, why not just give em a clip round the ear
like i said good as gold afterwards :lol:
 

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