And you think youre getting old

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  1. I will mostly spend my days and nights being dead, thanks for that quite cheered me up.
     
  2. Well, I would...no teeth to do any damage 8O
     
  3. Great dead and crap food my night just gets better and better :eek:
     
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Oh yeah? Amazing at what? She's probably more dried out and shrivelled up than a 4 - day - dead meerkat, who died of thirst in the desert after rolling around in the sand for a few hours first.

    But, the important question really is....

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    would you?

    She's bound to be quite good at slurping things up on account of having no gnashers, and I'm sure the S & M/Submissive crowd could put that gigantic hook nose to good use.

    Anyway, my gut instinct is that she's an 'oldest person in the world walt'. There have been quite a few of those in the past.