And you think youre getting old

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  1. I will mostly spend my days and nights being dead, thanks for that quite cheered me up.
  2. Well, I teeth to do any damage 8O
  3. Great dead and crap food my night just gets better and better :eek:
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Oh yeah? Amazing at what? She's probably more dried out and shrivelled up than a 4 - day - dead meerkat, who died of thirst in the desert after rolling around in the sand for a few hours first.

    But, the important question really is....


    would you?

    She's bound to be quite good at slurping things up on account of having no gnashers, and I'm sure the S & M/Submissive crowd could put that gigantic hook nose to good use.

    Anyway, my gut instinct is that she's an 'oldest person in the world walt'. There have been quite a few of those in the past.