....and we think the Sudanese Judiciary are mad??

#1
KHARTOUM (Reuters) - Hundreds of Sudanese Muslims, waving green Islamic flags, took to the streets of Khartoum on Friday demanding death for the British teacher convicted of insulting Islam after her class named a teddy bear Mohammad.

LONDON (Reuters) - A man has been convicted of racially aggravated harassment after calling a Welsh woman English. Michael Forsythe was sentenced to 10 weeks in jail, suspended for 12 months, after being found guilty of racially aggravated disorderly behaviour, a court official said.

Are there any normal people with an iota of common sense left in this poor old world? :(

ps: Remind me to stay away from darkest Wales....or Scotland for that matter...no intention of ever visiting Sudan.
 
#3
"ps: Remind me to stay away from darkest Wales....or Scotland for that matter...no intention of ever visiting Sudan."

You are safe up here, you'll only get an email from the Leith Police lol
 
#5
johnboyzzz said:
"ps: Remind me to stay away from darkest Wales....or Scotland for that matter...no intention of ever visiting Sudan."

You are safe up here, you'll only get an email from the Leith Police lol
LOL! :D
 
#6
So is it wrong to call Welsh people Sheep sh*ggers and call the Scottish people Sweaty Socks :?
 
#7
Probably is Sasanac! :thumright:

A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie. "I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie.
The Englishman thinks then wishes. "I believe in an England for the English, I'm sick and tired of all these Jocks coming into MY country. I wish for a huge wall around England - to keep the English in and the Scots out" POOF and it's done.
The Scotsman thinks. "Genie?" he says "tell me about this wall". "Well" says the genie "it's 500 feet high, a third of a mile thick, nothing can get in and nothing can get out". "OK" says the Scotsman "Fill it with water".


Jockster
 
#8
Jockster915 said:
Probably is Sasanac! :thumright:

A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie. "I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie.
The Englishman thinks then wishes. "I believe in an England for the English, I'm sick and tired of all these Jocks coming into MY country. I wish for a huge wall around England - to keep the English in and the Scots out" POOF and it's done.
The Scotsman thinks. "Genie?" he says "tell me about this wall". "Well" says the genie "it's 500 feet high, a third of a mile thick, nothing can get in and nothing can get out". "OK" says the Scotsman "Fill it with water".


Jockster
Can you not make it acid lol
 
#9
Ah ... Sudan. One of the brightest examples of enlightenment in that benighted Continent.

So ... they want death for that tragic teacher, for blasphemy against their religion.

Meanwhile, Islam denies that Christ is the Son of God, but was merely a prophet. So ... is that blasphemy against the Christian Religion? Should all Muslims be shot for blasphemy?

What an utter load of bo66ocks, on both counts.

God gave the World Africa, to annoy it ...
 
#10
Jockster915 said:
Probably is Sasanac! :thumright:

A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie. "I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie.
The Englishman thinks then wishes. "I believe in an England for the English, I'm sick and tired of all these Jocks coming into MY country. I wish for a huge wall around England - to keep the English in and the Scots out" POOF and it's done.
The Scotsman thinks. "Genie?" he says "tell me about this wall". "Well" says the genie "it's 500 feet high, a third of a mile thick, nothing can get in and nothing can get out". "OK" says the Scotsman "Fill it with water".


Jockster
:D
 
#11
blue_sophist said:
Ah ... Sudan. One of the brightest examples of enlightenment in that benighted Continent.

So ... they want death for that tragic teacher, for blasphemy against their religion.

Meanwhile, Islam denies that Christ is the Son of God, but was merely a prophet. So ... is that blasphemy against the Christian Religion? Should all Muslims be shot for blasphemy?

What an utter load of bo66ocks, on both counts.

God gave the World Africa, to annoy it ...
And the USA to really pi$$ it off!
 
#12
God proposes ...
USA invades ...
But Oil is not the issue.

One solution to Africa is to simply leave it alone.
I am sorry for the things that happen to Africans, but they create their own world of tribal conflict as they have done for several millennia. A brief period of sanity under Colonial Rule, and then back to square one.

If Geldork and others would stop breast-beating, and if China would kindly fork off, Africa could be left alone to implode. I doubt that the rest of the Planet would notice its departure ... apart from the assorted vacant seats at UN and Commonwealth Conferences, and a significant saving to taxpayers of "Overseas Aid" money that largely goes to corrupt scum.

I really hate Africa ... top to bottom.
[Can I say that here? ... Expects deleted post shortly.]
 
#14
blue_sophist said:
God proposes ...
USA invades ...
But Oil is not the issue.

One solution to Africa is to simply leave it alone.
I am sorry for the things that happen to Africans, but they create their own world of tribal conflict as they have done for several millennia. A brief period of sanity under Colonial Rule, and then back to square one.

If Geldork and others would stop breast-beating, and if China would kindly fork off, Africa could be left alone to implode. I doubt that the rest of the Planet would notice its departure ... apart from the assorted vacant seats at UN and Commonwealth Conferences, and a significant saving to taxpayers of "Overseas Aid" money that largely goes to corrupt scum.

I really hate Africa ... top to bottom.
[Can I say that here? ... Expects deleted post shortly.]
Seconded, noone will be able to help them until they decide to help themslves.
 
#15
johnboyzzz said:
Seconded, noone will be able to help them until they decide to help themslves.
Thirded. The majority of the continent is a waste of space, resources, time, effort, and an incredibly huge waste of money.
 
#16
Nigeria is brilliant ... they have oil.
South Africa is brilliant ... they make good wine, and have gold and diamonds.

And they're all dismally pathetic, incompetent, corrupt, stupid ...
...but basically fine chaps [in case the Thought Police come after me].
After all, Africa has given the Rest of the World ...

Errrmmm ...

AIDS
Donor Culture
Racial Integration ;-)
Intellectual Development
The Sharpened Stick ...

FFS
 
#17
blue_sophist said:
Nigeria is brilliant ... they have oil.
South Africa is brilliant ... they make good wine, and have gold and diamonds.

And they're all dismally pathetic, incompetent, corrupt, stupid ...
...but basically fine chaps [in case the Thought Police come after me].
After all, Africa has given the Rest of the World ...

Errrmmm ...

AIDS
Donor Culture
Racial Integration ;-)
Intellectual Development
The Sharpened Stick ...

FFS
About the only good thing about Nigeria is when the 412 scammers get shown up on the net. Seriously, the entire GNP of that country seems to come from internet scams. Why is it always Nigeria and never any other country down that way?
 
#18
Squiddly said:
About the only good thing about Nigeria is when the 412 scammers get shown up on the net. Seriously, the entire GNP of that country seems to come from internet scams. Why is it always Nigeria and never any other country down that way?
Dear Mistah Squidly,

The Ecomomiy of Nigeria derives from many sources. These are including precious metal, oil, financial transaction and import/export. He are high techmnology country, having many internet caffe, which enable our people to conducting world-wide bussyness.

For full details, please be sending me your email addres, sort code and acount numbah. In return, you can be part of the thriving economy of Niggeria.

Yours with much respecting,

Mohammed Bear
Nigeria Equal Oportiny Commissions
 
#19
So it's war then, glad that's settled. When's good for you lot? I've got a spare window coming up next weekend, I'll go and see my arms storeman and see what spare toys he's got. Anyone here got wheels?
 
#20
johnboyzzz said:
Jockster915 said:
Probably is Sasanac! :thumright:

A Scotsman & a Englishman are strolling along the beach when they find a lamp. They clean it up and out pops a genie. "I'll give you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie.
The Englishman thinks then wishes. "I believe in an England for the English, I'm sick and tired of all these Jocks coming into MY country. I wish for a huge wall around England - to keep the English in and the Scots out" POOF and it's done.
The Scotsman thinks. "Genie?" he says "tell me about this wall". "Well" says the genie "it's 500 feet high, a third of a mile thick, nothing can get in and nothing can get out". "OK" says the Scotsman "Fill it with water".


Jockster
Can you not make it acid lol
OK! I started it with a throwaway line! But this is too much! Infamy! Infamy! They've got it infamy! Call out the racism police! Can I apologise so that I can visit the Edinburgh Festival next year? :oops:
 

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