And they say the French have no sense of humour !!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sillyboy, Nov 8, 2007.

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  1. A drop of rohypnol and she's all yours!!
  2. She's obviously gagging for it, it's the most coherent come-on I've ever seen in my life!
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'd suggest you sail into her harbour with your battleship and sink her fleet, if you know what I mean!!
  4. Here's a couple of really crap French-themed jokes to send back to her - they made the french Doris in my office laugh...

    What's the matter with the French navy's trousers?

    Toulouse and Toulon

    What is the motto of the French navy?

    A l'eau, c'est l'heure. (Say it out loud....)

    Granted they aren't that funny - but then the Frogs have a very odd sense of humour...
  5. I thought it was the germans that didnt have a sense of humour.
    The french obviously just dont have a grasp of english or grammar....

    Yes she is gagging for you...........