And they say that romance is dead....

Yup, we suspect, after a certain amount of debate in EM's Pronouncements, that it was not a very Neighbourly thing to have done.
 
MoD have refused to confirm the location of 3 Para Mortar Platoon's mascot at the time on the incident.

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Hay hay he looks like an un-stable personality, and the pony was past-ure its prime, its still a lame and balefull crime that night mares are made of, and stirrups emotions. Maybe he was just foal-ing about, and just did it off the hoof, in any case he's not going to whinney the case now someones grassed him up. But I doubt this conviction he's been saddled with will halter him.


All the horse puns done, now we can move on.
 
Hay hay he looks like an un-stable personality, and the pony was past-ure its prime, its still a lame and balefull crime that night mares are made of, and stirrups emotions. Maybe he was just foal-ing about, and just did it off the hoof, in any case he's not going to whinney the case now someones grassed him up. But I doubt this conviction he's been saddled with will halter him.


All the horse puns done, now we can move on.

Whatever will the Neighbours say?
 

Gout Man

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The list of his rape kit found in his bag, and not one ******* apple to say thank you with, the bastard!
 
Did he feed the pony from both ends?
In my naive youth I asked an Australian sheep farmer if they ever "did" their sheep.
"Nah mate, never sheep - we only do young steers. Just when they're the right height - and do 'em up the nostrils, that way they lick yer balls at the same time." Gen dit.
 

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