And then they came for the hooers....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. This could be the biggest threat to London's prostitution industry since Jack the Ripper.
     
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  2. Won't they just resume their pub jobs in Earl's Court?
     
  3. Why? Aren't they going to release Peter Suttcliffe? He had more runs on the board.
     
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  4. A long long time ago, way back in the dim and distant past, I spent three years driving a cab in London. I worked nights, so a considerable percentage of the clientelle was whores going about their business. Strangely, the demand for whores in Earls Court was minimal. I can only put this down to the large numbers of Aussie slappers who were giving it away for free in that neck of the woods.
     
  5. Or that we're a nation of closet-dwellers.
     
  6. That notion did cross my mind, but out of politness and not wishing to offend sensitive Aussie feelings, I didn`t mention it.
     
  7. Couple of Bacardi breezers and most Oz birds are up for it.
     
  8. Posh cunt. What's wrong with the good old gin's handbag? tumblr_kysc49tvR91qbope1o1_250.jpg
     
  9. Ah, the good old goon bag. Opening cheap skanks legs for over 40 years.
     
  10. Off thread I know, but I just had to show you all possibly the biggest turd I've ever crimped off. Enjoy.
     

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  11. Do you have any bleach in your gaff?
     
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  12. It's a work bog. Bogs at home are fucking gleaming.
     
  13. Show parade your dunnny at 20:00 !
     
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