..and then I got my Arrse out!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by NurseyMai, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. Roll up one and all...(oh shit I'm channeling 3123)

    I think it’s fair to say there are an eclectic bunch of people of people on here…but I’m curious to know (and because my day involves painting ceilings so I’m procrastinating):

    1. How did you come to be here?
    2. What keeps you here?

    I found the site while researching signing up, and stay for the banter :)
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  2. 1. A previous victim mentioned the site in her dying breath.

    2. An unending supply of victims for the back of my rape van.

  3. I was looking for humour, common sense opinions and good looking women.
    Still waiting.
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  4. Hmmmm....I'm spotting a theme here...should have been a detective ^~
  5. Those ceilings won't paint themselves you know?
  6. This was a very subtle way of looking for volunteers...I can pay in brownies and rude anecdotes?
  7. I only paint for clunge and Columbian marching powder, so in the words of Duncan Bannatyne " I'm oot!"
  8. Same reason as you.

    To hunt for squaddie cock.
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  9. Send phot and phone number for hot date.
  10. I needed an alibi.
  11. Looking for flower arranging courses.
  12. You're a bit fucking picky aren't you? Phot indeed.
  13. I was going to glue it to your back, so that I know what you looked like whilst you were busy biting the pillow.
  14. And they say romance is dead.