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That'll learn him.
Hello Mrs A? I have some good news and have some bad news
Ah well, that's another mong gone then...
Silver lining, eh?
Does he get a Darwin award along with his python?
He died because no cunt was game enough to do mouth to mouth on him. The festy cunt.
As always, its one rule for the living, and another for the dead.
Wassis? Man dies after eating cock...
I'm guessing they don't get out much in Broward County.
Did he die of a bug?
This is an outrage. I've seen no mention of a dangerous cockroaches act from either presidential candidate. Edward RIP you legernd. I've written a poem:
Edward, Edward, you're now with God
'cos you tried to trough an arthropod
Best mucker ever for the mortal risks you'd take
So your oppo could win a really big snake
'Event Safety' your t shirt said
Oh! The irony,'cos now you're quite badly dead
But your death's not in vain, a lesson learned is always nice
HSE guideline: only boiled mice
Blended into a rodent puree
So as not to spoil a happy day
Edward, you're in a better place
A bit like Disneyland, but up in space
I'm sorry but the muse has left me and I need to finish this safety case.
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