the wife is pissed off again because......... She called me when I was driving home "stop at the grocery store and get some food for dinner". "What do you want" says I ? "nothing", < (operative word) "Just get yourself something to eat". Stop at store pick up a salad, I.E..lettuce ..pies, mushy peas & gravy. Duly arrive home, wife opens bags and STARTS whining about me being a selfish git, twot, a-hole, useless cnut clown for NOT bringing her anything as a surprise. and then she wonders why I turn her face down on the bed. so hows about a "the wife is pissed off again because.........thread, so that I can jot all of these insane moments down, write a book and share all of the proceeds with just me.