And the highlight of my week was...

#1
...swatting SEVEN flies at the vile caff where I go for my weekly outing with Mummy. Seven! I've only got one or two before, but I practised hard this week, I've been very good.

I didn't keep the mangled corpses, so I couldn't balance them on my eyelashes/snort them out of my nose into my coffee cup/flick them at other patrons. Never mind, there's always next week. Then I came back and ganged up on Irock in the 'Which site' thread! Snigger! I was so funny! It's time for my lie down now, so it's your turn...

I'm lying about the 'Mummy' bit, but the rest is, sadly, true...
 
#2
I had a really good monosexual massage to the photo Jarrod insists posting up every hour in the chatroom . My testicles emptied of my man fat and dribbled all over the computer screen and I felt good
 

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