And the Happy Couple are.....

#1
Just been asked to put this on the "Arrse Couples" thread, but figured it deserved one of it's own...

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[align=center]The first Arrse Wedding will take place next Friday and the happy couple are......[/align]

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[marq=left]Lippy and Clerk of Death[/marq]



[align=center]Congratulations to you both, and sincere wishes for a wonderful future together![/align]

ljh
 
#3
I am depressed.

Hey Lippy can I kick in your backdoors before the big day :D
 
#4
Sorry to piss on yoru fire but its not the first arrse wedding.

Congratulations anyway to the pair of you....C-O-D you have a fetish for ladies with one buster? :D
 
#6
Awww. come on Lippy, just one time before you get hitched, just to stroke the tip.....
 
#9
Well done you two! Told you he would spill it first!

Have you told everyone I am going to be a bridesmaid?

I am bringing the rest of the fire station as well......



GOOD LUCK!!!!!!
 
#11
Dale the snail said:
Well done you two! Told you he would spill it first!

Have you told everyone I am going to be a bridesmaid?

I am bringing the rest of the fire station as well......



GOOD LUCK!!!!!!
Didn't spill, I was asked, and you didn't "fall" for your UDI, you were pushed ;)

Can I be a Page Boy & wear one of those cute skirt things??? :oops:
 
#12
Does the husband to be know she was once spitroasted ? :D
 
#13
clerkofdeath said:
My wife to be and I both say EFF OFF with a smile :lol:
BTW , MDN, there are 2 not one !!!! :wink:
prove it :wink:
 
#15
Nope I recall....... Aunty Stella had the loud end I had the sticky end with hair round it :D
 
#17
congrats blah blah blah etc etc etc etc......... :wink:

well done. hope you make each other very happy, but when he talks about slipping his ring on your finger make sure you get it right. :)
 
#20
Little Jack H said:
Agent_Smith said:
clerkofdeath said:
My wife to be and I both say EFF OFF with a smile :lol:
BTW , MDN, there are 2 not one !!!! :wink:
prove it :wink:

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Proof enough? :lol:
Nope, as far as i know that could be one of those chicken fillets :D

We need a flesh shot, nothing more, nothing less :twisted:
 
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