And the darwin awards for the year 2013 get off to a great start

#2
I think Darwin Awards (as the name implies) requires the removal of the ability to reproduce. Thus removing the cretin gene from teh gene pool...

The Barby in the BBC article is wrong too. It is supposed to be a kettle type, not a LAD special
 
#4
so got any BBQs planned with your kids BR
Mate, there is a pretty thick line between banter and cnutishness on ArRSe... guess which side of it you're on with comments about other's kids like that?
 
#6
Mate, there is a pretty thick line between banter and cnutishness on ArRSe... guess which side of it you're on with comments about other's kids like that?
What's wrong with remarks about children? I was hoping yours would be killed in a motoring accident, thus saving later generations from exposure to your family 'internet fuckwit' gene.
 
#7
BR does leave himself slightly wide open with his constant stalking of me. Behave like a cunt get treated like one pretty simple really . If he stalks a random Internet stranger in the way he has done its no wonder his mrs is shit scared if him, creepy fucker
I've observed the homoerotic seduction you two are involved in and I've decided which of you is the biggest whiniest tosspot.

It's you by the way, you fucking crybaby.
 
#8
so got any BBQs planned with your kids BR
No you fucking spastic its A, Singular and B, Too fucking wet up here, Been caught with sticky fingers or bribing a judge/playing at being an officer again again or maybe making a new troll acct eh Chinooks dad/Scuba frog

Nearly one for a DA at 35 secs in
[video=youtube;Ujwod-vqyqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA[/video]
 
#13
I totally agree and yes he does bore the nuts off me however like a pet shark he does keep coming chomping. If he spent as much time being a proper dad as he does berating me he might be allowed access to his kids
I don't believe I made any mention of BR boring me. He started a thread in good faith which you immediately decided to utilise for your own sad needs. Seems to me that you have very little else to live for.
 
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#16
I totally agree and yes he does bore the nuts off me however like a pet shark he does keep coming chomping. If he spent as much time being a proper dad as he does berating me he might be allowed access to his kids
Hello womblefruit. Does your father spoonfeed you his seed from your anus, you stinking dullard?
 
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#17
Getting back on topic.

Precisely how f***ing thick do you have to be in order to get a barbecue going indoors? If this clueless old biddy had carked it, the loss to the humanity would be pretty negligible.

And, whilst I'm at it, what is it with middle aged women and fire? Remember the woman in York earlier this year - with petrol in a jug in her bloody kitchen.

BBC News - Diane Hill seriously burned pouring petrol in kitchen
Shame, she looks reasonably tidy.


Or used to...


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#19
You will have to do well to beat the Pakistani lad living in California who got a Darwin a few years back for playing Russian roulette with a Colt 1911...
 
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