And the Darwin Award for safe handling of fuel goes too.......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by waitout, Mar 30, 2012.

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  1. That and trying to transfer petrol whilst using the toaster and gas hob! Silly bint!
  2. This is obviously Francis Maude's fault and I hope she sues him for every penny he's got :pl:
  3. Aah but she didn't know it was flammable......
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  4. How can it be flammable its a liquid
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  5. What will the odds be that she was smoking at home at the time?
  6. Odds are she was smoking afterwards.
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  7. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Hate to be pedantic in the face of such outstanding evidence of human ineptitude, but since she didn't kark it she only qualifies for a Darwin if that 40% included melting her clopper shut and braising her ovaries.
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  8. She's to fucking blame the silly bint!

  9. Yes but a 40 year old with 40% burns does have a 80% chance of carking it I believe.
  10. Very sad really but ever so predictable that someone would do it.

    With no petrol strikes announced yet the local garage is doing a great trade.
    They have sold out of fuel cans, and some people are even filling up 4 pint milk containers!!!
  11. Some before and after pics are in order.
  12. Ok there’s a possibility of it happening still.

    Maybe the lesser Emperor Mong award
  13. So good of the Murdoch media to give the current unrest over possible industrial action such prominence. One might get the impression that they had something against the Government..............