And the Darwin Award for safe handling of fuel goes too.......

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#8
Hate to be pedantic in the face of such outstanding evidence of human ineptitude, but since she didn't kark it she only qualifies for a Darwin if that 40% included melting her clopper shut and braising her ovaries.
 
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#11
Hate to be pedantic in the face of such outstanding evidence of human ineptitude, but since she didn't kark it she only qualifies for a Darwin if that 40% included melting her clopper shut and braising her ovaries.

Yes but a 40 year old with 40% burns does have a 80% chance of carking it I believe.
 
#12
Very sad really but ever so predictable that someone would do it.

With no petrol strikes announced yet the local garage is doing a great trade.
They have sold out of fuel cans, and some people are even filling up 4 pint milk containers!!!
 
#14
Hate to be pedantic in the face of such outstanding evidence of human ineptitude, but since she didn't kark it she only qualifies for a Darwin if that 40% included melting her clopper shut and braising her ovaries.
Ok there’s a possibility of it happening still.

Maybe the lesser Emperor Mong award
 
C

cloudbuster

Guest
#15
So good of the Murdoch media to give the current unrest over possible industrial action such prominence. One might get the impression that they had something against the Government..............
 
#17
This is obviously Francis Maude's fault and I hope she sues him for every penny he's got :pl:
Well let's face it, these days it's always someone else's fault. It can never be down to the victim just being a muppet.
 
#18
Actually the odds are improving all the time re burn injurys
As soon as I heard jerry cans i knew something like this would happen didnt somebody blow themseves up last time when a garage/shed went boom because petrol was hoared in it? All those boring fuckers who know how POL should be stored correctly dont seem so boring now for a moment :).
Expecting the great british public to have an IQ of much above room temprature is always going to end in tears.:(
 
#20
Sniff. Bless her, she was the light of my life, no-one could hold a candle to her...............
... she lit up the room when she walked in.
 
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