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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vinniethemanxcat, Aug 31, 2011.

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  1. fat cunt......
     
  2. Which One!
     
  3. Was that just for the cake, they're a pair of hefty fuckers, mind you, I'd still eat the cake out of her sweaty arse cleft because I too am fat and not the slightest bit fussy what I have to do to get cake.
     
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  4. I'm soooo wishing I hadn't looked at those photos now...:puker:
     
  5. Why, have they sexually aroused you? I don't blame you mate, that Moose would look yummy naked and on all fours with cake smeared on her blubber butt.
     
  6. A "magician, harpist and two bands"

    Glad to see the Edinburgh Tattoo is in good hands.
     
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  7. Now don't get me wrong, I like having something to hold onto when you're giving her a meat injection, but that's just taking the piss...
     
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  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    I wonder how they consummated the marriage !!
     
  9. 20 grand on the wedding, and 150 grand on Greggs pasties......
     
  10. They didn't consumate, they just consumed! The heifers. You'd think she'd have splashed out on a gastric band or some lipo before the big day.

    And don't even get me started on the fucking matching Ugg Boots!
     
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  11. ArRSer?
     
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  12. Well, sort of sums up todays Wannabe society really does nt it.

    Its when you ve got thousands of "people" reading that and thinking "So?" that we need to ask ourselves what the fuck went wrong.
     
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  13. Aye, and I know which one. He'd still boff it though, dirty Taff knacker.
     
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  14. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ok so who is kv10