And its goodbye from me and.....

#1
I've eaten nowt for three days hence
I often sit upon the fence
I've fallen for a ginger guy
He's spent the last 12 hours between my thighs
My dog looked on, paws over his head
As I bounced rapidly on my bed
The phone rang loud, on it I depend but,
I heard someone swearing on the other end
You effing slut, you utter thin trollop
Did'nt I meet you in Middle Wallop?
I answered, no, you have the wrong trail
Just rest in pieces, I'm Dale the Snail.
 
#2
MrsDarthspud said:
I've eaten nowt for three days hence
I often sit upon the fence
I've fallen for a ginger guy
He's spent the last 12 hours between my thighs
My dog looked on, paws over his head
As I bounced rapidly on my bed
The phone rang loud, on it I depend but,
I heard someone swearing on the other end
You effing slut, you utter thin trollop
Did'nt I meet you in Middle Wallop?
I answered, no, you have the wrong trail
Just rest in pieces, I'm Dale the Snail.
You fucking dancer, my lurvver xxxxxx
 
#3
Here lies Dale with leather flaps
Scarecrow hair, pathetic baps,
pink wine in hand
and fag on lips
what a shame she has no hips.
Rogered senseless by a ginge,
stubble rash and baggy minge
on her back
so no change there...
someone sort her fecking hair!
 
#4
bigbird67 said:
Here lies Dale with leather flaps
Scarecrow hair, pathetic baps,
pink wine in hand
and fag on lips
what a shame she has no hips.
Rogered senseless by a ginge,
stubble rash and baggy minge
on her back
so no change there...
someone sort her fecking hair!
That is pure class!!!! (you bitch) :wink:
 
#5
I am not fat
Just a bit thin
If you don't shut it,
Bad Crow will kick you in
If he's not hard enough
Nehustan and the other Kingos will come round

I was always wank at rhyming.
 
#6
christ on a bike...i hope you're a better shag than you are a poet!!!
 
#7
bigbird67 said:
christ on a bike...i hope you're a better shag than you are a poet!!!
Does it look like I have slept?

Gingers, Gingers, we love you
Even though you whiff of pooh.

Is that better?
 
#8
don't give up the day job! If you can call sitting on your arse, drinking brews and having a fag break every 4 minutes a job!!
 
#10
bigbird67 said:
don't give up the day job! If you can call sitting on your arse, drinking brews and having a fag break every 4 minutes a job!!
Tsk tsk

Fatlass, Fatlass, ate a pony
It might have been called Tony
She scoffed the lot and then she laughed
and I am still shite at spelling.
 

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