And if your spouse is keen on houses...........

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Sentinel, Jan 17, 2008.

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  1. I remember an old song by Peter Dawson, but I have only been able to remember a few lines. I have googled them and have come up with the following:

    Have you been to London
    Are you coming to London
    When you come to London
    I'll tell you what you must do
    Walk down the streets, take in the treats
    Do all the usual things
    And if your spouse is keen on houses
    Why not show her the King's
    Walk down the Mall to Buckingham Palace
    And there you'll see the changing of the guard

    Now, can anyone tell me the words to the whole song? It has been bugging me for ages and I cannot remember what is said. I have googled and Yahoo-ed it but still to no avail.

    Any ideas anyone?