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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Reading an article in the paper today, I came across a mention of Kirsten Hearn ( nice name) who is amongst other things, a campaigner for Disabled Lesbians.
    Now, does she campaign for Braille dildos? Or what else? Why is a disabled lesbian campaigned for any more than a disabled heterosexual woman?
     

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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You would though OFAH, admit it.
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    As she is blind, I would be in with a chance.
     
  4. ive got an uncle barry whos a spittin image of that beast.
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is your uncle Barry a disabled lesbian?
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Only on weekends.
     
  7. Bloody hell. What a hoofer. Probably had to be a Lesbo as the boys wouldn't touch her!

    We girls are more forgiving......
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  9. Winner of the 'Plainest Female Human in the Northern Hemisphere Award' twelve years running, despite Ann Widdecombe's excellent track record.



    Obviously, the 'PFH in the Southern Hemisphere' is a much less highly regarded award; after all with the likes of Brazil, Argentina and Australia, their winner wouldn't even make it past the Northern qualifying stage - something for England to be proud of?
     
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor


  12. What are you dribbling on about woman, if the bint above preferred a penis that is comparative in size to the average clitoris, i would marry her in an instant!
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I liked a quote from an article on this subject.'can you have sex in a wheelchair? Answer; yes, but you have to apply the brakes first'
     
  14. But would she marry you? :D
     
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer