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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , D.C. , shut them all up when he observed:

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
 

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