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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Last night, I asked my wife to try anal for the first time, she said " fcuk that shit" I said " That's the spirit".
     
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  2. Never ask,just get her pissed and do it,,she will thank you the next morning...........
     
  3. I was reading in bed one night and my wife said if you switch off that bedside lamp I'll take it up the arse.

    I probably should have let it cool down first.
     
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  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I posted this one on 14/01/12. do try and keep up, there a good chap.
     
  5. Women eh???
    eye brows plucked
    ears pierced
    nipples pierced
    belly button pierced
    legs waxed
    bikini line waxed
    clit pierced
    breast imlpants
    liposuction
    botox
    face lift


    AND THEY WONT TAKE IT UP THE ARSE COZ IT HURTS!!!!!
     
  6. Going to give my missus some anal tonight.
    She's dyslexic and thinks it's vaseline day.
     
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  7. A gay went to the doctors, after the test were in the doc said, " I'm afraid you have aids" "So what do I do now?" said the gay, "I am putting you on a diet of curry, chilli, beer and prunes". "Will that help said the gay?" "no," the doc replied, "but it will remind you what your arse is for!!!!!