Anal sex advice.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by datumhead, May 21, 2007.

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  1. Anal sex advice?

    Someone should advise this young officer that shirt sleeve order does not apply to mess kit, and the removal of your jacket is a definate no-no.
  2. Wash thoroughly afterwards. (Before and afterwards if you're a taker)
  3. Errrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm. Choose a bloke with a very small willy.
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    WTF? Who cares? Just bend over beehatch and don't cry!
  5. Spit in it first.
  6. the only advice needed is make sure you are the giver and not the receiver.
  7. Surely I'm not only one to laugh my arrse off at this post and your signature combined ;)

    Er.. the hyperlink, not the deaf kids.
  8. Blindin' !

    Mind your flies!
  9. Ill Fitting Lightweights - that is the worst picture i have ever seen on here, pls tell me that's not yours...
  10. Quite! Sven might not be entirely useless after all :D
  11. Sven's still not going to Man City, that takes balls.
  12. I'm away for one day and miss all the fun ;)
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I followed the advice in the film, and it worked!
    My missuss turn with the brick tonight!