An?yone going to the Varsity match?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, Dec 2, 2004.

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  1. Maybe, vArrseity?

    Good time on the lash.
  2. And now I call for a round of the following songs:

    "I'd rather be at Bristol than a Tab!" repeat ad nauseam to any tune...

    and, to the tune of "qué sera sera:"
    "When I was once a little boy,
    I asked my mother, what would I be?
    Will I be Oxford, will I be Cambridge,
    Here's what she said to me:

    Wash your mouth out son,
    Beware of the Cambridge scum,
    They all take it up the bum,
    Cos they're farking gay..."

    Nunquam Cantabriense crede!
  3. It is no co-incidence that any traitor you'd care to name learned their trade at Cambridge.

    oh yes

    and were gay

    Spies and Queers.
  4. I hope to get the tickets for the 26th of Jan and the 2nd of Feb. Or maybe I won't need to go to the second match!

    Yes, Cambridge does suck that's why I want to come and watch some fit Army lads (who are hopefully not as gay as their opponents) kick the hell out of our wusses!
  5. Actually I'm just using it as an excuse to go on the lash and put the bill through expenses.

    Its great having two jobs.
  6. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    You dont work for the Home Secretary do you?
  7. RTFQ


    What about guy fawkes? Don't tell me, he went to Magdalene College. :wink: