Porridge_gun
LE

Can you re zero your c0ck?
I'm not sure whats wrong with my champ but its no longer splashing where its aimed.
For a while now, my first splash of the day is always a nice leisurely sit down p1ss, the reasons are two fold, the first being that I take a while to come round and the second that I like to wee like a lady.
Anyway.... recently, when I point the flesh stick at the urinal / lavvy it goes all over the floor, over my hand, down the front of my pants in fact everywhere other than where I am aiming. Its worrying me and its a ballache having to mop up p1ss everytime I go for a lag.
Is there an IA drill on a penis which doesn't hold its zero? Am willing to try anything other than fastening it inside an armourers vice. Unless he can guarantee me that I will be hung like Lexington Steele at the other end of the treatment.
The only other thing I thought of was welding on a sight like this one
Does anyone else have a run away gun? has anyone had to change there bathroom carpet or re-grout over yellow stains between tiles? Is it an age thing? Will constant practise bring back its former accuracy?
I'm not sure whats wrong with my champ but its no longer splashing where its aimed.
For a while now, my first splash of the day is always a nice leisurely sit down p1ss, the reasons are two fold, the first being that I take a while to come round and the second that I like to wee like a lady.
Anyway.... recently, when I point the flesh stick at the urinal / lavvy it goes all over the floor, over my hand, down the front of my pants in fact everywhere other than where I am aiming. Its worrying me and its a ballache having to mop up p1ss everytime I go for a lag.
Is there an IA drill on a penis which doesn't hold its zero? Am willing to try anything other than fastening it inside an armourers vice. Unless he can guarantee me that I will be hung like Lexington Steele at the other end of the treatment.
The only other thing I thought of was welding on a sight like this one

Does anyone else have a run away gun? has anyone had to change there bathroom carpet or re-grout over yellow stains between tiles? Is it an age thing? Will constant practise bring back its former accuracy?