An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jul 12, 2009.

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  1. careful they may introduce this into basic.....

    be careful what you wish for.... :eek:
  2. Drinking Vodka and orange juice watching some Frankie Vaughn, throw one over my thumb, I could live for ever...................... :oops:
  3. Only ONE!!!!!
    At least five attempts. Can't speak for the bean flicking community mind. Any female comments.
  4. We should re-instate the wanking competitions of the 1950s. I think that I was once considered the top tosser in the British Army. No mean feat. :wink:
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Somebody had better tell the fcuking wife then!
  6. No! Never! This is just wrong!

    Kids should be taught that sex is a dirty, sordid act and something of which they should feel justly ashamed on the occasions they furtively partake of it.

    How else are we to raise the next generation of prostitute-murderers?
  7. I didn't think that would interest you? Are you finally turning from the Dark Side?
  8. Trust me, theres plenty of implants, and variations upon what they contain - theres several different chemical makeups of the Pill for example.

    And why the hell does it have to be in Sheffield of all places that it starts? Good god.... :roll: