An oldie but a goodie

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tafmad, Nov 27, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you gotta love this!!! One of the best comeback lines of all time.

    It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor
    a Boy Scout Troop visit to his military installation.


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    FEMALE INTERVIEWER
    So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD
    We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER
    Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD
    I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER
    Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD
    I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER
    But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD
    Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    Woman are such cnuts
     
  2. quality thread need more of that from senior officers!!!!!!
     
  3. Well we won't get that from Sir Michael Jackson, re-enlist Tim Collins.
     
  4. I would direct you chaps to the Snopes website, finest purveyor of urban myths.

    [​IMG]

    Edited to fix my geek smiley
     
  5. Cheers ginge, it had to be too good to be true I suppose. :roll: