A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old jew at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asks, "Do you have any water?" The Jew replied, "I have no water, would you like to buy a tie? they are only $5" The Taliban shouted, "IDIOT! I have no need for an overpriced tie.I need water, I should kill you, but I need to find water first" "Ok," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about 2 miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggers back. "YOUR FCUKING BROTHER WONT LET ME IN WITHOUT A TIE"