An Italian Walks into a Bar

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jun 17, 2008.

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  1. Politically Correct has reached its Zenith , I suspect.

    Seems the Carabinieri has rousted a poor chap for going into a bar and hauling his girlfriend home by the hair and then making her iron his shirt and do the dishes, rather than sit drinking and gossipping with friends.

    fellow is up for abuse, kidnapping! and a number of other charges all because he was trying to motivate and encourage his 'significant other' to be a more productive person and not squander time andm oney in frivolous persuits.

    should have been given a medal not a charge..

    world gone mad...
  2. What a legend :D
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm not sure about giving him a medal, but 'Contact Therapist' IS a job, and thus, he should at least have been paid a salary.
  4. I don't understand. What's new about this? Only fascist when Italians do it, I suppose.
  5. ...Original witty reply deleted, since my Italian wife came home early today (unknown to me) and slapped me hard, I mean really hard, on the back of the dumpling (thankfully, not with a GS shovel), uttering endearments such as: "Que cazzo fai, stronzo? Fallo di nuovo, cretino irlandese!"

    This roughly translates as: "What the fück do you think you're doing, you wänker? Do the whole thing again, you total Mick eejit!"

    So, Bugsy's PC reply is: what a bad man indeed. He should be correspondingly treated by the judge.

  6. He should indeed be punished. Must have left the kitchen door unlocked, how else would she have escaped to the pub??