An Introduction

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lil_bo_peep, Apr 3, 2007.

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  1. Hi, i'm lil bo peep from London. My brother is currently serving in the FFL after serving in the British Infantry for 5 years or so. I am here because he asked me to look for current informtion on the British Services regarding his intent to reenlist after his current contract finishes. After looking around this site I have learnt much and passed most on to him. He doesn't get alot of internet time. After doing him this good turn I have decided to join because of the good banter i've read while looking through the site. So on that note Hello...... 8)
  2. Alright Shergar? Can you eat an apple through a letter box?
  3. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Show us your rat!
  4. Hello horse face, fancy a bucket of range glue?
  5. If u insist!


    :lol: :lol:
  6. Get your cunt out.
  7. To be fair thats quite a good retort.

    Now post a picture of your clitoris being lanced by a rusty bayonet
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Not good enough.

    To grainy, too small, and too not you.

    Time and dated picture of your own personal clacker please, preferably with an upstairs attatchment as well.

    The boys need to know what manner of scutter we are dealing with here

    Please save us a bit of legwork by linking your myspace account as well
  9. can





  10. Not at the moment boys.You caught me at the wrong time of the month.
    I hope the image isn't grainy this time.


    8O 8O :lol:
  11. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Thats more like it.

    Welcome to Arrse!
  12. may I be the first to voice the clarion call of the sceptic?

  13. Do you do scat? Can't find a bird who will eat my shit at the moment.
  14. A lil rhyme inspired by foot and mouth and Praetorian.

    Praetorian had a lil lamb,
    and decided to call it abby.
    He had to poke its wooly slit,
    coz its mouth,feet and arse were scabby. :lol: 8)
  15. Praetorian had a lil lamb,
    and decided to call it abby.
    He had to poke its wooly slit,
    coz the rest of it was scabby.

    That would work a lot better. Based on a true story.