An interesting way to top up your pension

#1
#2
...and Shaftesbury an apt location....
 
#4
And I’ve spent all my time worrying about how I’m going to meet the mortgage payments.

Oh Honey I’ve found a new line of work for you :twisted:
 
#6
I wondered what had happened to this story - it surfaced a while ago in local papers and then went quiet. She was doing a roaring trade apparently.

“sensuous morning tea in bed”
is a classic. Must remember to include that in my next batch of adverts!
 
#7
Jilly is a petite size 10, 36C with a slim, suntanned body and unusually attractive. She is the ultimate English Rose and loves to be borrowed and shared.”


Bollocks, shes got a face like a whelks arrse!!
 
#10
Oh, but the money he missed out on...He should have diversified into movies and publishing whilst she was on the job - could have tripled his money.

Typical ETS they blag on about delivering good education for others but are too stupid to do a job properly. :roll:

Do you think she might put an advert in the next discounts brochure?
 
#11
A policeman found it by accident while surfing the web. 'Is that true?' 'Oh yes m'lud, he was looking for broth, as he is a soup loving man, but found brothels instead'.

And what harm was he doing? Some guys got laid by a perfectly charming woman who was only concerned about her daughter's education. The poor girl will have to go to a sink Comprehensive now and become a single mother with varicose veins with a spotty boyfriend on benefits. tsk tsk.

Go and catch some real criminals you onanists (it won't let me put *******).

FS, I would like to try your sensuous breakfasts in bed, I assume the adverts will be placed in Country Life or the Officer?
 
#13
Gives the phrase PG Tips a whole new meaning..............how about Earl Grey for a bit of posh?!...................I go for Lapsang Souchon myself, dark and smoky........grrrrrrrrr...... :wink: (Sort of Mike Jackson, if you see what I mean.......) :D
 
#14
I wonder how he managed to get 'Brothel - Keeping' as a ressettlement course? Does that ressettlement place in Aldershot run one? All I can seem to find in the 'Quest' magazine is ECDL and Security Advisor.

Tell you what though, you lot are dead fussy..........I'd do his missus........ but not for a grand. I'd rather knock one out thinking about it and pay myself a quid for the pleasure, 'cos I'm cheap like that. I could then have decent holiday on the remaining £999!
 
#16
Go on then........full cash flow forecast. cost benefit analysis......oh, and I want insurance quotes on your life expectancy...............don't want my prize asset failing me before I've broken even.......... :wink:

how much do you reckon we could get for you?!!
 
#17
A policeman found it by accident while surfing the web. 'Is that true?' 'Oh yes m'lud, he was looking for broth, as he is a soup loving man, but found brothels instead'.
Funny thing is - this does happen. Just today I was looking up a train timetable at www.firstgroup.com and I made the mistake of missing out the first letter letter 'r' from the url. Try it and you will see what I mean!! - Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#18
Prodigal said:
Go on then........full cash flow forecast. cost benefit analysis......oh, and I want insurance quotes on your life expectancy...............don't want my prize asset failing me before I've broken even.......... :wink:

how much do you reckon we could get for you?!!

You'll get a 'full flow' girl, but it won't be cash!! :twisted:
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top