An expensive shag

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by greyfergie, Mar 20, 2013.

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  1. I left my watch in Raouls Rose Garden in the late eighties as collateral. It was a nice watch and when I went back for it the next day it was gone ~ the debt settled? Q1Which of you bastards retrieved my watch and paid the 40 bucks? Q2 Can I have it back? Q3 Is Belikan Beer the worst you've ever tasted?
  2. I skipped it. Fucking thing only had one hand and that never worked-then again, it was always 10 past something.
  3. You didn't think I was gonna leave the really nice one did you?
  4. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    1980's Mickey Mouse watches are very collectible these days...

  5. It cost me more than the shag ~ but at least the shower was refreshing!
  6. was it raining then
  7. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

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  8. Better!
  9. Nnnnooooooooooo!
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  10. As an attempt to start a really really funny thread, you fucking failed.

    It's shit.

    Gosh, I'm in a good mood.
  11. I do like the tag line..

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  12. Excellent marketing for a knocking shop..."where every customer comes first"...really quite inspired.
  13. No probs.... Hope your gramps hips ok
  14. Don't try and butter me up. I want to drive 200 miles to their house and kick the fucking shit out of the little bastards that did it to them. I am seriously fucking angry.