.... My ARRSE!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/norfolk/2987642.stm Except when a couple of Pikeys decide they want what is in it. I sleep with a rubber mallet by the side of the bed to 'deter' would be scroats when caught chez moi. They would get the good news from said mallet. Protection of the wife and seven year old daughter is my priority. My defence would be that if I wanted to kill them it would be a metal mallet. Hopefully never have to see if this would stand up in court.