An Englishman was rowing a boat

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  1. An Englishman was rowing a boat down a river and singing, "Rule Britannia". He had sung the first line, "When Britain first at heaven's command ...", when some aliens saw him.

    The aliens decided to conduct an experiment, so they removed half his brain, and put him back into his boat.

    To their astonishment, he continued to sing, "When Britain first at heaven's command..." so, to continue their experiment, they removed half of the remainder of his brain, so he had a quarter of his brain left.

    They were further astonished when the man continued to sing, "When Britain first at heaven's command..."

    After discussing further, they removed the final part of his brain and put him back in his boat.

    He continued to sing, "Allouetta, chantez allouetta ..."